Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Movie Review : Constantine

a simple review before i head down to the land of the expensive ciggies for a few days.

i flicked through my ol' dvds, and i stumbled across my fave of all times, Constantine. My dad was like "didn't you watch this movie a few times already?". Well anyways, dont blame me, blame the director for making such an uberly cool movie.


Posers : John Constantine , Papa Midnite , Chaz Kramer

arguably the best comic reproduced onto the big screen, it wins my vote hands down. brilliantly played by Keanu Reeves especially in movies with suits and stuffs, and transformers kiddo shia labeouf, this movie is about a man trying to buy his way to heaven by wiping out demons who've been naughty on Earth. he just doesnt own demons, HE OWNS U.


thanks to the advanced technology bestowed upon us, Constantine is now available for download via Bittorrent. If you're feeling lazy to download, you might want to head down to the nearest illegal dvd seller. Your last resort will be borrowing my dvd, which i doubt i'll ever do.


Best line in the movie, good one for you to use in real life situations too.

John Constantine : This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

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