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as·sign·men·tism [a-sein-muh-tiz-uhm]

-noun

1. A disease which is contagious, mainly infects college students. Might last for days until 6 months. In approaching the end of it's life cycle, assignmentism will cause the infected to experience a sudden adrenaline rush, in turn causing insomnia, panic, and also, rarely, hysteria.

Cure or prevention method : Get nerdy. Or work smart.